New Year - New start || Tech Laugh #1

HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS...

At the beginning of New Year we starting new things on NextisEasy. This article is just for laugh and we tried to give you at least two 'Tech Laugh' in a month. And we also give you tech news named 'Tech Talks' in which we give you some best tech news. 

So let's start the 'Tech Laugh #1'...

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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

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A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

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Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was.

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Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

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Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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Bugs come in through open Windows.

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Unix is user friendly. It’s just selective about who its friends are.

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The more I C, the less I see.

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Michael Sinz: “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed. 

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Q: What do computers eat for a snack?  
 A: Microchips! 

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Q: Why didn't the fly go near the computer? 
A: Because he was afraid he would get caught on the Web.

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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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STORY JOKE

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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.
His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it.
It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. 

Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. 

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. 

After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: 

You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy lifting.
It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. 

He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. 

To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. 

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. 

The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. 

Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. 

They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 

And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

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Wikipedia: I know everything! 
Google: I have everything! 
Facebook: I know everybody! 
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: You are forgetting something!! ;-)

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Thanks for reading...